Milk Based Weaponry

We received a lot of feedback that trying to be a hero and solo is too hard (but to be fair, is it really our fault? It is called R*** Dungeon for a reason) so we have came up with new devices to help tip the balance in the player’s favour.

Introducing squirt guns!

This powerful ranged weapon is excellent at spraying down your enemies while maintaining high mobility. Learning how to dodge or guard? Pfff, aint nobody got the time for that. Hold down Backward and LMB and watch enemies melt in front of your eyes.

We also heard that looting items and managing inventory is too much work, so adding ammo management on top of that might be too much for our players. Instead, this weapon is fully milk powered! When out of juice, just start squeezing. After some brief strokes, you can go back to the action and resume the rampage.

Milk also powers our next new device: the Jetpack!

The Jetpack will finally allow the player to take to the sky and utilize the Z-axis. This have many uses, such as:

• Shooting melee enemies with impunity
• Reconnaissance
• Flying over walls and other obstacles
• Travel to the void

All this, is now available on April 1st, for a low price of $1.99! Preorder today!